BUT WHEN... OH WELL.SWIPED FROM MAWLS


● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[x] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 8


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[x] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 9


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.(ew no)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.(OCCASIONALLY? MORE LIKE ALWAYS)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 7


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles. (they're so faint,tiny, and impossible to see so I'll just say no)
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.(just singing)

Total: 5

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You play an instrument
[x] You have family from Asia. (WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER ASIA. I hate the Middle East *sob* So confusing)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. (I forgot a lot *sob*)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 7


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French (OHOHO, OUI. JE PARLE FRANCAIS. MON FRANCAIS NE PAS BON. MON FRANGLISH EST BON THOUGH.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (I hate it >:U)

Total: 5


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4

○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 5


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, /especially Egyptian/
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0


Italian/German/Russian/British hybrid thing.

On a different note I feel slightly bad. But slightly good. Ok, I am tired goodnight.